[SLAM]
(*sob*)
Sarah? Are you okay!?
It was h-h-h him again...
WHO!!! Who's ass am I kickin' baby? What did he do to you?
I was in the stock room up on the ladder reaching for a box off the top shelf and he came up behind and...
Are you SERIOUS!? That bastard, I'm going down there right now! What's he look like?
He's quite a bit younger than you honey?
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF HE'S 5 YEARS OLD, NOBODY DOES THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! Now give me a description.
About 3 inches taller than you, a bit stockier...
I'll kill that fat pig!
He's not fat, honey. He work's out a lot! He's got brown hair and blue eyes, kind of good looking. His name is Lloyd.
Lloyd?...Well, I'm going down there right now!
Be careful honey.
[SLAM]
[Ten minutes later in the stockroom]
Lloyd? You back here!?
Over here!
There you are. How long does it take to kick someones ass?
Oh, Gee your asking the wrong fella... Maybe, ten minutes tops?!
Well then we have to hurry, take off your pants and lock the door.
Ooh! I love a bossy bottom!
(Aah!) Hey, that was pretty clever (ooh) sexually harrasing (ungh) Sarah like that, how'd ya like it?
Oh it was gross, I mean (ooh) no offense she's a lovely girl but I just don't swing that way.
Shh! Someones coming! ...Sarah! um, uh, oh, thank god you showed up. This bastard overpowered me and oh my god it was horrible what he did to me.
I'll just bet it was. You couple a nancy's don't fool me for a second. Steve, I can't believe you played me for almost a year. You're despicable! Get out!
I'm s-sorry Sarah. I don't know what to say...I...
Out!
I'm leaving...
And YOU! You're not gonna get away with this you ba—
[SLAM]
He's gone.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Wanna kiss it.
Yes Ma'am!
Mmm! mmmMMm!
AHA! I knew you two were up to something like this! Gimme that!
Don't hurt him!
I won't... I would never hurt a wittew cutie pooty boo boo like thish. Nyo Nyever ever ever. Who'sh my good boy? Who'sh my good boy?...
Hey, c'mon Steve! That's enough...give him back.
Yeah Steve, you're getting him all wet.
No I'm not, just chill you guys—he wuvs me.
NO! Not really Steve! He wuvs me! Now GIVE HIM BACK!!
HEY,HEY, HEY! Cool out you guys yer hurting him GIMME!
[YELP!!]
(Gasp!) No you didn't just do that! You bastard! I'll KILL YOU If you so much as...
Stop! Stop it!... Allright that's it! I'm taking him right NOW!
[YELP-YELP-YELP Squeal THUD!!]
AAAAAAH! YOU IDIOTS, YOU DROPPED HIM!!!
OH MY GOD! I THINK YOU BROKE HIS LEG!
NO!! HE'S NOT MOVING!!!
OH JEEZUS HE'S DEAD!!!!
[Bam Bam Bam] What the hell's going on in there!?
oh shit! its the chief! quiet! quiet! quiet! SHHHHHHH!
It's fucking Murray! he knows we're in here!!! What the fuck are we gonna do now!
DON'T PANIC!
SHHHHHH!
SHHHH!
Don't panic. Put the dog in the file cabinet and dump all your drugs out on the counter here.
What! Are you crazy?
It's okay it'll put him off the track. He'll just punish us for doing drugs and forget all about everything else.
This better work!
Wow Sarah! What is that, a quarter ounce?
Jeezus, looks like good shit too!
ALLRIGHT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING BACK HERE?!
Sorry Boss.
Heh Heh, Hiya Chief.
Murray, I can explain...
YOU'RE DOING DRUGS!?!? AND HAVING SEX!?!? Without me?
Bend over Lloyd! On yer knees Sarah! And Steve you get behind me and gimme a reach around. NOW!!!
[SLAM] MURRAY PRITCHARD!!! So this is what you call a late night at the office!?
Honey! Wait I can explain everything!
I DON"T THINK SO SLAVE BOY! [RRRR-R-R-I-I-P]
Wow!
Hey nice leather Mrs. P.!
Nice Whip!!!
[WHIP-P-SSSHHH]
OH YEAH!! DO ME TOO MRS P.!!!
Oooooh it hurts so good! Harder! Harder!
Mom, Dad what are you doing and where's my puppy?
[GASP!!!]
HUH!?
Princess!?
Oh My God!
EEEEEK!
Mommy I wanna go home.
Yes princess, Yes dear, You're just having a nightmare. Close your eyes precious!
Okay mommy but first pack all that cocaine into a condom and shove it up daddy's ass. cuz dis crib is crawlin' with jakes an ahmo knuckle up fo I get mah ass gaffled all up in dis bitch
Yes Princess.
ALRIGHT FREEZE!!!
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