Helpful relationship advice from a dead, cynical existentialist philosopher.
by Spec & Goldmind
I think she's matriculating!
I just don't want to run out of hemorhoid creme. Does that make me a bad person?
Honey, have you seen my foot?
Sleepy's pimpin' out half-off hos!
Down Gurl, L'il Bootay and Eezee
Numbsain disciplines his cat
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At the San Diego Zoo, the crocodiles are hand fed.
You're not like other guys, you make me feel beautiful, like a princess...watch the curb, there, step down, good, okay it's clear...as I was saying...
Bubble Cud
numbsain's cat
“Come on Abdul, quit clowning. Make a normal face.” “I was.”
Tiger and Man Soup
Place whole tigers in a large pot and bring to a boil. Add 400 cubes Knorrs® Tiger Broth and reduce heat. Shave man and massage gently until smiling. Blind with Belladonna in eyes and place in pot. Simmer ten minutes and serve at once! Serves 3 tigers.
This is your captain speaking, We're over the Bermuda Triangle.
If you look out the left side of the cabin you'll see....WHAT THE #%&*@!!!
Giant Girl Falls From Sky
The artist formerly known as human
Whiney recording artist, Prince has released his first CD since his species change operation. "Talk is Cheep" is his best work so far.
Athletic fish stops at nothing to mate
My Hero!
No honey! He's a scam artist.
Politically incorrect Product
Damn, Homeboy really dissed me...
New Ride at Disneyland
I rode the new twin Tricky Mickey's!
Fastest Growing Pet Store in the World, eh?
Now I know why they're on the second floor! Nng, ng!
