-by numbsain
Opening day of Little League...
*BOTTOM OF THE FIRST*
Ump: BALL FOUR!! ...Hey Dawson, isn't that your son on the mound? Better go talk to him.
Dad: What's the matter son?
Son: Aw gee dad, i just don't feel...
Dad: Fresh?
Son: Golly, yeah.
Dad: That's okay son. Masculine hygiene problems are nothing to be ashamed of. Try new Testy-Breeze® Masculine Hygiene Spray! When used as directed Testy-Breeze® helps stop masculine odor, itch, and wetness with a new powder fresh formula that leaves no greasy residue and keeps you feeling fresh and masculine all day long! I use it everyday!
Son: But you don't have masculine hygiene problems...
Dad: Exactly!
*THIRD INNING*
Ump: BALL 1! ...Dawson?
Dad: Did you try the Testy-Breeze® Son?
Son: Sure dad, I only have one ball...
Dad: Second one hasn't come down yet eh?
Son: Naw! And the doctor say's I might have to wait until puberty, gee whiz...
Dad: Don't worry son, you need Testy-Breeze Light Days®! Specially formulated for when you're not playing with a full scrotum!
Son: Wow! There's a Testy-Breeze® made just for me?
Dad: Ha-Ha, Hit the showers champ!
*BOTTOM OF THE FIFTH*
Ump: STEEE-RIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT!!
Dad: WAY TO GO SON!! Ball feeling a little better?
Son: Thanks to Testy-Breeze® and Testy Breeze Light-Days®
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TESTY-BREEZE® IS ALWAYS ON THE BALL!
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