The person pictured
here was chosen as
an example of the
stupidest, ugliest
cheapest looking
beeyotch imaginable
and is in no way
intended to demean
this homely cow
or people with the
extreme misfortune
of looking even
remotely like this
inbred wretch.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gets maced by rapists.
Yo mama is so stupid, she failed a Rorshach test.
Yo mama is so ugly, a man drowned in beer trying to make her look good.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw a NO SMOKING sign, she checked to see if she was.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she sleeps with your daddy, she asks: "Paper or plastic?"
Yo mama is so cheap, she recycles toilet paper.
Yo mama is so stupid, she calls you a son-of-a-bitch
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw a sign that said WET CEMENT, she did.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to go to rehab cause she got hooked on phonix.
Yo mama is so ugly, when the elephant man saw her he shouted; "I'm not a human being!"
Yo monkey is so ugly, we thought it was yo mama.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got medical advice from Dr. Seuss, but wanted a second opinion from Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she picks her nose, the boogers look kinda cute.
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate two Weight Watchers dinners so she'd lose twice as much weight.
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a years supply of fresh squeezed orange juice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book called: Yo Mama, for Dummies.
Yo mama is so stupid, she asked if her ass made her ass look fat.
Yo mama is so ugly, she asked for Cover Girl at Walgreens and they recommended Bondo from Home Depot.
Yo mama is so ugly, Cover Girl makes a product just for her called: "Run For Cover Girl."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she asked to buy a vowel on Wheel of Fortune, she asked for a “B.”
yo mama is so ugly, blind people can't stand to look at her.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she lays out at the beach, dogs try to bury her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went to the zoo and they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so ugly, Jehovahs Witnesses won't knock on her door.
Yo mama is so cheap, she used her sanitary napkin to wipe her mouth too.
Yo mama is so stupid, if you ask her IQ, she holds up one hand.
Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to eat at BJ's, but she didn't know how to spell it.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went to the doctor and he pulled the sheet over her head.
Yo mama is so cheap, she sat on a bucket when she was pregnant to save the water.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went to 31 flavors, she asked how many they had.
Yo mama is so ugly, she went to get a make-over and they said she needed to start-over.
Yo mama is so ugly, her wrinkles have wrinkles.
Yo mama is so ugly, they sold her cigarettes when she was twelve so they didn't have to look at her ID.
Yo mama is so ugly, we rent her out to bulimics.
Yo mama is so ugly, she got a job sitting on the roof of a building.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she was in the hospital, they put the bed pan under her head.
yo mama is so mean, a sign on your garage says: “Beware of Mama!”
