Imagine...
You, a short nerdy white guy with about as much experience in professional sports as you have with women, find yourself amidst the roar of a packed coliseum, face to face with Shaq! He tosses you a regulation NBA basketball with a blasé smirk and glances over his shoulder at your seemingly impossible objective.
But before his head can return, you've made your move. With the lightning quick response of a cheetah and the deft agility of a ninja on ritalin, you glide past the stunned superstar and before he can even fathom what he's witnessing, you've traversed the length of the court.
Then, all in the space of a nanosecond, you imagine yourself leaping through the air with the grace of a gazelle and visualize the orb in your hands penetrating the plane of the rim with the precision of a surgeon and exploding through the net with the power of a rhinocerus on PCP. As the flabbergasted crowd watches in silent awe, at that instant, as if propelled by Mercury himself, your flight to glory is executed by you, a short nerdy white guy wearing...
THE TRIPODATOR...
BY PSYCHE.
the unfathomable is now a reality.
PSYCHE... Just think about doing it.
Written and illustrated by numbsain
