Top 25 Worst Things to Get in Your Halloween Trick-or-Treat Bag

25. Cabbage
24. Crystal Meth
23. Dead shrew
22. Edible panties
21. Loose Kool-Aid powder
20. Live Flyfishing bait
19. Newtmuskateers
18. Photographs of Naked Octogenarians
17. Assorted pain relievers
16. Confederacy currency
15. Crack Rock Candy
14. Partially decomposed dog
13. Sharpies box filled with used syringes
12. Nicorette gum
11. Chocolate covered razorblades
10. 50 credit card applications bound together with a rubber band
9. Chain letter
8. KC & the Sunshine Band 8 track tape
7. Cheese whiz in a bag
6. Lint balls
5. Baggie of Purina Cat Chow
4. Medicated suppositories
3. Unpopped kernals from microwave pop corn
2. Caramel kidney stones
1. Condomints—Condoms that come in 3 minty flavors

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