12 Worst American College Mascots

assembled by Cheddar, Goldmind, Guinness, & numbsain
("Wiscy," pictured to the right, did not make our list this year)

12. The baboon redbutts

11. The sissy puffs

10. The roids

9. The nads (Go Nads!)

8. The excitable toddlers

7. The convalescing old farts

6. The camel's toes
5. The women scorned
4. The snotty tissues
3. The fighting starfish

2. 10 slow white guys and a black running back who's fast

1. The Mullets