Sunday, May 18, 2008

Top Eighteen Worst Pet Fish Names


Always have your fishes name silkscreened on in case he gets lost or stolen.
This helps police identify him when you file a missing fish report.


Goldmind’s Unwind is famous the world over for having the best worst names lists and pets are our specialty. But we received many complaints from fish lovers (Ichtheofeliacs) that we had not done fish (and neither should you). In response we’ve compiled this list. But just one question; How do you love a fish? Do you take it out of the tank and pet it? How does one cuddle fish? Do you sit with your fish on your lap and stroke it gently saying “Who's my good fish? Yesh you are, Yesh you are.” as it stares blankly at you gasping for water. You people are strange. Here’s the list, now put the damn thing back in the water before somebody calls the SPCF (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fish).

18. Tidy Bowl
17. Rover
16.Gilda
15.Deepsea Doodle
14. Chum
13. Anne Chips
12. Chicken of the Tank
11. Fresh Sushi
10. Fillet O.
9. Gillbert Finney
8. Glub Glub
7. Badunkadunk
6. Morton Drowney Jr.
5. Bob Waters
4. Floater

3. Flushy
2. Demi Moist
1. Amy Fisher

I suppose you have a sign on your door that says; “BEWARE OF FISH!” If you’re blind, do you go swimming with a seeing eye fish? Personally, I think they should have fish lakes where singles can take their fish out for swimmies and meet each other. By the way, my Bubbles has been kind of depressed lately. He won't even fetch my flippers when I come home. Can anyone recommend a good fish therapist?

Why Fish Never Get Bored


by numbsain...he doesn't sleep with the fishes.

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