Beatles Parody time

by Goldmind

HEY DUDE

Hey, Dude, don't feel so sad

You drank Mad Dog;

but don’t feel better.

Remember, you let her into your heart

Now you’re apart. So much the better.

Hey, Dude, don't be afraid,

You were not made to go out and get her.

The minute you start to go out with your kin,

The DA begins, to write you a letter.

And when it’s time that they arraign,

hey Dude, refrain

Don't carry that girl off on your shoulders

Hey don't you know that it’s not cool, to stare and drool

I know, I saw, your rap sheet folder

Hey, Dude! You put that down

That gun is loaded, I’m just the messenger

Remember, you let her into your heart

You’re not so smart, don’t be a better.

So let it out and let it in, hey Dude, begin

You're not to find cousins to perform with

And don't you know that it's just you,

hey, Dude,You knew,

the law would come down on you like a boulder.

Hey, Dude, this ain’t Baghdad

This isn’t ping pong, time to do better

Remember, you let her into your heart

The rest of your life, you could be a debtor, debtor, debtor, debtor wooooooohh.

Naaah, nnaaah naaah nah nah naaaaa. Hey Dude!!