"Sayin' A lie"(sung to the tune of "Staying Alive"
with apologies to Barry Gibb)
Well you can tell by the way I'm losin' ground
The country's sick of me, don't want me around
They used to think I was elite
But Barack's using my face to wipe his feet
But it's alright, that's OK
I ain't gonna fade away
I'll just lie and cheat and scam
Until I've remade all that I am
We taught the whole nation
dishonest disertation
just by sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie
Hubby mastered all this
sayin' he don't know what "is" is
he was sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie
Ah ha ha ha
Sayin' a lie, Sayin' a lie
Ah ha ha ha
Sayin a lie.
(verse 2)
My chances are low but my hopes are high
I've ignored advice that I shouldn't try
Got residual effects from war imprisonment
and my sanity's long since absent
but that's alright, that's ok
I'll run for president anyway
Maybe while staring at Hillary
Voters will forget what's wrong with me
Will I be a power glutton
If I hold the red button
Gonna flay em' alive, flay em' alive
Mental faculties are all gone
Gonna get revenge on Saigon
Yes we'll flay em' alive. Flay em' alive.
Ah ha ha ha
flay em' alive, flay em' alive
Ah ha ha ha
Flay em' alive.
(and the voter's sing)
We're going nowhere.....somebody help us yeah
