Rufus: Hey Ralf.
Ralf: Hey Rufus.
Rufus: Where's Barclay?
Ralf: Around.
Rufus: Around where?
Ralf: Around the corner.
Rufus: Bowser?
Ralf: Been here.
Rufus: Yeah?
Ralf: Smell this.
Rufus: Wow!
Ralf: Bowser!
Rufus: Yep.
Ralf: Bitches?
Rufus: Three.
Ralf: Which way?
Rufus: Both.
Ralf: Closest?
Rufus: Left.
Ralf: That's me!
Rufus: Pack?
Ralf: Sure.
Rufus: Now where ya goin'?
Ralf: Detour.
Rufus: Somethin' good?
Ralf: Smell this.
Rufus: Nice!
Ralf: Run?
Rufus: I'm down.
Ralf: Should be ri-i-i-ght... here!
Rufus: Good call, Ralf!
Ralf: Watch out for chicken bones.
Rufus: Why?
Ralf: Try poopin' 'em.
Rufus: Ouch! Gotcha.
Ralf: I'm done. You done?
Rufus: I'm done... back to the bitches?
Ralf: Yep. Should be ri-i-i-ght... here!
Rufus: Bingo!
Ralf: Hey baby, how you doin'?
Jasmine: Better now.
Ralf: Hey, you smell ready!
Jasmine: You smelled right.
Ralf: Yeah I usually do.
Jasmine: Your friend's a little shy?
Rufus: Ralf's top dog. I'll wait.
Jasmine: There's plenty of me to go aro—OOOH! You don't waste time, I like that.
Ralf: I know.
Jasmine: You guys strays?
Rufus: Yeah.
Jasmine: That's hot!
Ralf: Okay, I'm done.
Jasmine: Your turn Ruf— OH SHIT! It's my human!
Human: Jasmine! Blah blah blah? Blah blah.
Jasmine: BARK! BARK BARK! Sorry Rufus. Next time, okay?
Rufus: Yeah, I'm cool. Later.
Ralf: Yeah later babe. Thanks!
Jasmine: Anytime!
Ralf: Sorry you didn't get to hit that...
Rufus: No, no problem... Hey, I'm gonna poop right here, I'll catch up.
Ralf: I'll wait... I could pee on this anyway.
Rufus: ...Okay, I'm done.
Ralf: Hey, nice one Ruf'.
Rufus: Thanks Ralf.
by numbsain
