McCain's little token dickless Mooselini took a swipe at crime when she banned the “Rapist #1” Action Figure and streamlined the process of post-rape abuse by making rape victims not only have to carry their rapist’s babies to term, but also pay for their own“rape kits.” Here are some of the kinds of quotes we'll be hearing from stupidest candidate for vice president since…come to think of it, she's the stupidest.
“If God had meant there to be abortions he would have given my mother one.”
“There are no rapists in Alaska, It's polar bears that're doin' our gals!”
“I want to be Vice President so I can have a nuculer weapon; I can hit Russia from my house.”
Palin to new mother rape victim: “Oh look, he has his father’s criminal record!”
Palin to Gays: “What’s wrong with my butthole?”
Palin to teens: “You will abstain! Or you'll end up over my fireplace too.”
Palin to her daughter: “If you get an abortion, I’m getting one too!
I don’t care if it’s a little late.”
“Clubbing baby seals is Gods work”
“If Dick wants to shoot somebody in the face, we gots mooses”
And now for some actual (believe it or not) Palin quotes:
“As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?”
“Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.”
SARAH PALIN IS A M.I.L.K
by numbsain...for you palin supporters: the “K” stands for kill...(you blithering idiot)
1 comment:
Dearest Numbsain, so close to the knuckle, bloody good writing I say!
Al B Darned
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