10. The finger of one of your children from a kidnapper.
9. A DNA test proving you're a father.
8. A summons for overdue child support payments.
7. An XXX video starring your daughter.
6. An XXX video starring your son.
5. An XXX video starring you and your daughter.
4. An XXX video starring you and your son
3. An XXX video starring you, your son, your daughter and your baby mama.
2. An XXX video starring you, your son, your daughter, your baby mama and a mule.
1. An XXX video starring you, your son, your daughter, your baby mama and a mule delivered by the local vice squad with a free pair of handcuffs.
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