Not all mama's take these jokes well. The one on the left thinks they're funny but still tried to kill us by summoning the devil from her upper digestive tract. The one on the right liked them but we stuck something up her ass right before taking this picture.
Yo mama’s so stupid got stuck on an escalator for 3 hours.
Yo mama’s so fat she went to the gym and fell down the stairmaster.
Yo mama’s so stupid she applied for a job as a speed bump.
Yo mama’s so stupid she got fired from her job as a speed bump.
Yo mama’s so stupid when a bum asked for spare change she gave him the number for AAA.
Yo mama’s so stupid she ate a food stamp sandwich for lunch.
Yo mama’s so stupid she took the goldfish for walkies and drowned the dog.
Yo mama’s so stupid she ran on a treadmill and got lost.
Yo mama’s so fat she went to a restaurant and had the salad bar.
Yo mama’s so stupid, the freezer broke so she set the oven to 32 Fahrenheit.
Yo mama’s so fat she hosted a bachelor party and the cake popped out of her.
Yo mama’s so stupid, in kindergarten she flunked milk and cookies.
Yo mama’s so stupid she had road rage and lost her wedding ring.
Yo mama’s so stupid she put the coconut in the lime and mixed it all around.
Yo mama’s so ugly when she went to get a face lift the doctor needed a spotter.
Yo mama’s hair is so thin that she combed over her pubes.
Yo mama’s so fat the furniture keeps disappearing.
Yo mama’s so fat she uses Feng Shui to dress herself.
Yo mama’s so fat they call her Moby Cunt.
Yo mama’s so ugly she’s called the Hunchfront of Notre DAMN!
Yo mama’s breasts are so saggy they smeared her toenail polish.
Yo mama’s breast are so saggy she had to pull down her drawers to nurse you.
Yo mama’s breast are so saggy she can throw them over her shoulder like a continental soldier.
Yo mama’s so fat she calculated her waist with pi.
Yo mama’s so fat she has satellites.
Yo mama’s so fat she has gravity.
Yo mama’s so fat she sat in the jacuzzi and came out dry.
Yo mama’s so stupid she got stung by a spelling bee.
Yo mama’s so stupid she collects ice cubes.
Yo mama’s so stupid she got fired from a blow job
Yo mama’s so stupid the dog taught her to roll over.
Yo mama’s so lazy she made you go get the paddle and spank yourself
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought Michael Jackson was the first woman to walk on the moon.
Yo mama’s so stupid she voted for George Bush again.
by numbsain
2 comments:
Hello Numbsain, Nanny here, I do hope you are behaving yourself? Keeping yourself clean in mind and body, you were always such a grubby filthy minded little tyke, and not so little either as I fondly recall!
Are you still playing with that little shitpot whom lived in the two roomed hise dyne tyne? do write and tell me about your freinds.
Lots of Love to you my dear
Nanny Yenonsense
Nanny you murky little proselyte, you remember my bisectual urban edificemate? No, she's been replaced half a dozen times by now. Lets see, after I defenestrated the fecal tupperware, there was a bevy of beverly's whose weergin blood kept my skin dyny soft with a youthful looster for the duration you missed. Now I'm cooltivatin' a little proyect I call gröenpiece on account of she ain't ripe yet. But I keep taking little nibbles just to check. Give her a week or two and I'll polish her off like a tepid jakfruit. Then you're next, Nantucket and don't try to hide, my ol' factory can sniff your vapors out from across a rutting billy's pen with the fart betony in full blurm.
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