Mr. Lenny: Howdy kidamarooskis and welcome to Camp Lemmedewit! The summer camp for kids of all ages! All together! Were gonna have a fun-diddely-umptious time! Little Scout-a-rooneys playing with Big Burly-Brawny Boys and Tiny-Tinker-Toy Girlys hangin’ with Big-Bouncy Teenage Babes!
Now the only things we don’t wanna hear at Camp Lemmedewit are; “I can’t” and “Help I’m getting eaten by a bear!” So don’t say ‘em, and you can Stay-um! These woods around Camp Lemmedewit are real safe so you can play out there as much as you want! We’re gonna have a super-duper-ruper time! Alright-a-roni-o?!
Kevvy: Hey where ya going, Trevor?
Trevor: I gotta use the little boys room.
Mr. Lenny: Well whyncha take a pee buddy with you? Any of you first graders need to go?
Kevvy: I gotta pee really badly!
Mr. Lenny: Well Kevvy, If ya do it badly, wipe off the seat.
Trevor: C’mon ya little noodlehead!
Kevvy: Hey are you sure you know where yer goin’
Trevor: The bathrooms here stink! I like to pee on these bushes
Kevvy: Hey Trevor did you hear that noise!
Trevor: Yeah! It sounded like a beaAAAAAAA-ARGGH-H!
Kevvy: (gulp) Oh, mr. bear please don’t eat m--[CHOMP)
[back at camp]Mr. Lenny: Allright, well are you kids ready for some marshmallow toasting? Julie whyncha go get the ‘shmallows for us! And take Becky and Tina wichya!
Julie: C’mon girls! Let’s go to the canteen! C’mon, just a little farther...
Tina: Uh, J-J-Julie ...LOOKOUT!!!!
Julie: SCREEECHA-A-R-RGHurgle
Becky: G-Goodbye Tina, (sniff) It w-was nice knowing you. (sniff)
Tina: You too Be-E-E-C-C-Hhhy-y!!! [CHOMP]
Becky: eek! [CHOMP]
[meanwhile back at camp again]
Mr. Lenny: Well They sure are taking their time getting the marshmallows. I know lets tell some scary campfire stories. Matt, wyncha start us off...
Matt: GL-L-L-A-A-a-a-a-ark-k-k
Mr. Lenny: That was sure scary, Matt. But I think it needs a little longer set up to work. Matt? Now were did he go?
Derrick: Ya want me to go look for ‘em?
Mr. Lenny: That’s so nice of you to volunteer, Derrick. But aren’t you forgetting some one?
Derrick: I know; bring a search buddy with me.
Mr. Lenny: Whyncha bring two! Billy and Ray-Ray, go with Derrick
Derrick: C’mon you little twerps...
Mr. Lenny: Oh my, nobody left?
[in the distance...]
Derrick: AAAAAAGHHHh!!!!
Billy: GRAAALPH!!!!
Ray-Ray: NOOOO!!! UGH!!gurgle
Mr. Lenny: Well, I guess that’s that! (FWEEEEOOOOWEET) Here boy!
The Bear: GROWF!
Mr. Lenny: Is my good boy all full? That’s my good bear! Yer shuch a good bear, yesh you are, yesh you are. Whoshe my good wittle beary weary...
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