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A Guide to Names Part 3
If you haven't read the earlier posts “A Guide to Names parts 1 and 2” Just click on these links:
A Guide to Names part 1
A Guide to Names part 2
And find out what it's all about. Or just read on.


These Native Americans have reservations

Native American Names
We’ve all heard of the legendary ‘Chief Sitting Bull’ or seen the movies ‘Dances With Wolves’ or ‘The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing’ (no, that wasn’t about some freak who enjoyed humiliating felines for entertainment). Native Americans often name their children after the first thing they see when the child is born. This is a great method which yields very interesting and creative names, although ‘Two Dogs Screwing’ of the Snatchengrabbit Tribe may disagree. Here are some choices

Gilding Lily
Sleeps with Fishes
Sitting Pretty
Charges with Visa
Running Tab
Flashing Beaver
Lap Dancing
Drowning Worm
Sniffing Crotch
Limping Cripple
Sucks Lemons
Flipping Burgers
Resenting Parents
Plucks Chickens
Smoking Crack
Tortures Insects
Owns Casinos
Cavorts with Ewes

Medical Terminology Names
Often people don’t plan ahead for their childs arrival and find themselves in the delivery room being asked what to put on the birth certificate. These children usually end up with names like Anesthesia or Ivy and everyone knows their mother didn’t have any imagination. But there are some very lovely and viable names to be found in the Hospital setting. Such as:

Gauze
Autoclava
Catheterine
Syringe
Steth (oscope)
Saline
Antiseptica
Ykaygee
Scalpella
Dialice
Myocardia
Pneumonia
Syphyllis
DeFibrula
Angioplastina
Epidura
Carsonoma
Arteria
Prosthesia
Adrenalina
Appendixi
Ceasaria

Name Brand Products Names:
Common name brands and products are perfect names to give your children because, like common names such as John or Jenny, everybody knows them and can remember them easily. Yet they are unique names that make a person special. Of course you would spell them a little differently to avoid copyright infringement. Here are some examples:

Charmin
Winston
Perryay
Yoplay
Pepsy
Coak
Leevize
Reebach
Rolayd
Hurschy
Poyoloko
Mickideez
Tawyoda
Takobel

We hope “A Guide to Names” will help you make the most important decision of you childs life a smart one. You can use the concepts outlined by these names as make up your own, or just use one of these as is. Either way you can't go wrong and you're doing your part in ridding the world of people with boring, mundane, run-of-the mill names like River, Kiefer and Keeanu.

by numbsain