Cartoon Theme Song Lyrics
sung to the tune of “Speed Racer”
Here he comes,
Here comes SPEED DEAL-ER,
he’s a tweak-er on wheels!
He’s a fel-on and he’s gonna be
crash-in’ in-to some-one.
He’s got no lic-ense and
he is-n’t fit to drive.
He’s got a war-rant out for
a code thir-ty-five.
He’s been con-vic-ted of stat-ut-ory...
rape of sev-’ral teens.
And don’t for-get pos-ses-sion...
of meth-am-phet-a-mines
Go SPEED DEA-LER...
Go SPEED DEA-LER...
Go SPEED DEA-LER, go-oooo!
[out chorus]
The play-er pimp he is,
he’s got a-bout a doz-en hos.
They’re all hooked on his shit and
foll’w him ev-’ry-where he goes.
If they can’t pay they give him head....
Go SPEED DEA-LER...
Go SPEED DEA-LER...
Go SPEED DEA-LER, go-oooo!
[alternate out chorus]
His brother Sprital's slingin'
dime bags on his paper route.
His sister Trixie walks the
street with her butt hanging out.
He'll bitch slap her upside the head...
Go SPEED DEA-LER...
Go SPEED DEA-LER...
Go SPEED DEA-LER, go-oooo!
by numbsain
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